I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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