It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Randomize