Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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