My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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