You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
