Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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