have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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