grandma shit on top of the toilet
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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