Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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