My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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