I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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