I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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