Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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