found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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