I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just want nice things and good sex
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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