How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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