Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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