There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
We got so high we made milksteak
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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