hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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