Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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