she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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