I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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