I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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