Porn is love you can see.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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