38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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