Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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