I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Randomize