Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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