I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My ass is underappreciated
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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