People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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