ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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