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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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