You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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