How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dignity is for republicans.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
