he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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