Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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