some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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