oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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