I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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