I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Let's paint friendship bongs
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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