Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It's blow job season.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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