do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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