: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i love accidental penises.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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