So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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