plz talk dirty to me
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My pussy is not your playground.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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