Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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