That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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