He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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