Porn is love you can see.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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