on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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