i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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