so explain again why im purple
no
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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