he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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